my first time applying makeup


Hello, some of you may or may not know that I don’t wear makeup I have never done it in my whole life, so… I’ve seen about like, a billion makeup tutorials so I really think… I’m gonna be okay I’m only gonna do… this eye [laughter] I don’t know how to do the rest of my face So, I’m gonna do this section right here. So, here’s the before… And I really think it’s gonna be glamorous Whoa [laughter] I don’t even know what this stuff is. I think we start… by like… just drawing–straight up drawing on ourselves. And we cover our blemishes. …I think This is going pretty well. Any person who does their makeup is gonna be like “she’s doing it wrong” [laughter] So, I’ve framed my eyebrow cus I’m pretty sure that’s what you do… I don’t have a beauty blender. I just have these cotton pads, so I’m just gonna do this. Honestly, or just use your finger…really…like… ♫ for-get that ♫ I think I just wiped it all off. So…that was pointless. Next. This is some stuff that I actually have used before, like to cover up… if I have a really red blemish somewhere, I’ll just put this on the spot I think this is how you do it. I don’t have a have a beauty blender or something that makes more sense than… just putting it on a cotton pad… but, this is what I’m gonna do with it right here is just, dab, dab, dab. Smear it all in. All over…this…areaaa Until my skin turns orange [laughter] And just, like, put it everywhere in your entire…soul Yeah, I think I’m doing this right! This is… This is goinnnng… pretty bad [laugh] There, I think I’ve successfully blended this. Now, the area looks like this. [whining] I don’t know what I’m doing! ♫ dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, daaaab, dab-dab ♫ Q-TIP! I dabbed the q-tip in some of the liquid and I think I just, like… put it around… my–oh my god, my eyebrow has literally lost all color Just paint it? Cover up that pimple. Or don’t cus TBH, I don’t care. Yeah, I’ve got ’em. You know who else has got ’em? Oprah [laughter] I think I’m good! And now I have to fix it again [groaning] MAKEUP IS FRUSTRATING! Now, I’m pretty sure we start messing with our eyes. So, let’s do that. This thing… and I think I use that to, like, fill in my eyebrows some? ♫ boop, boop. boo-boo, boop ♫ ………. glamour [laugh] If you spill a little, cus I spilled a little bit So, I’m just gonna… go like… THAT! Okay. Let’s just–let’s just move on here. And I think I use this on my eye as well So, I’m just gonna put it, like, right here. That–oh my GOD, you see I just got an eyelash in my eye! Stop it…. okay, makeup makes your eyelashes fall out. Put a little bit–or I think, this might be a lot…I don’t know. [stabs myself with the pencil] [screams] Put an amount…around here. And then fill in the corner of your eye for that, like, emo 7th grader look. And just do a little…thing right there [laugh] And now we’re gonna do, like, a wing? I’m gonna go like this… and then…draw it [whimper] boop. This is a really long….. [laugh] I think this is really the definition of glamour right here like, everyone else is doing it wrong. …………… we look like Cleopatra now I think I’m supposed to put it on the top. ♫ booooo…. da-da-da ♫ This is actually lipstick, but it’s got like a point… on it. So maybe that’ll help… point it out some. No it just made it fatter. Okay. [crying] I don’t know what I’m doing right now. [gasp] Ooooh! I messed up. I– [grunts] This look is almost complete. I just gotta clean up where I spilled. There’s something in my eye. Oh my god, again! But I can’t take it out because… [sobs] Okay so, um…. my eye burns… SO BAD! But, this is the finished look. Very glamorous… as you can see. Compared to my other eye… pfft.. whatever. [crying] I’m just kidding, this was really complicated. This is not okay, I– don’t let me do your makeup. Don’t anyone let me do your makeup.. this… [crying] I have to take this off. My face… feels SO heavy right now. This whole area right here feels like… Ohh my gosh. [clock ticking] I think the general consensus I’ve reached on makeup is [laugh] never again… I feel like the constant dragging down of my face will cause somthing…. to happen to me later in life. Yeah, I’m just gonna say pass. This girl ain’t havin’ it [laugh] I just gotta say, like, kudos to y’all… Mr’s and Mrs’ and everything in between who do this EVERY DAY. Oh my god. They should literally have a makeup awards show. That needs to be a thing. The Makeup Award Show. I FAILED and this was exhausting hard work. Like, even getting it off, this is pain. It’s very, very dark under here right now. Um, I’m trying to get that off, but… I don’t know… maybe that’s just the circles under my eyes that are always there. Some people are SO good at it, and it’s literally an art form, like it is expression. You’re working with brushes, aren’t you? Ergo, ART. [Sigh] Alright, I think that’s as good as it’s gonna get. Peace and blessings! ♫ It’s just another shape ♫ ♫ right angles on this hardwood frame, you see ♫

6 thoughts on “my first time applying makeup

  1. Hahahhaaa cam you're funny. I'm 23 and have never tried putting on any makeup, nor do I own any. Had it put on once, it looked good, but took A WHILE to come off. The makeup-less world ain't so bad.

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